SORT OF REALLY AWKWARD, ACTUALLY...

There was a boy and there was a girl and one of them needed to man up.

Me: Husband, do you think we could always be best friends and hold hands forever?
Him: No, I'm busy.
Me: Busy doing what?
Him: Playing words with friends with you.
Me: Yeah but loving each other is the most important thing.
Him: No, I'm busy and want a measurable return on my investment.
Me: But holding hands has a measurable return on investment for your heart.
Him: ... I'm sure it does, Honey.

Let’s see how long I keep this up.