We write things that are awesome… or awkward… or both.Tumblr (3.0; @sortofawkward)http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/<p>There was a boy and there was a girl and one of them needed to man up.</p>http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/post/21869620488http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/post/21869620488Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:38:14 -0500storyvilleMe: Husband, do you think we could always be best friends and hold hands forever?<br /> Him: No, I'm busy.<br /> Me: Busy doing what?<br /> Him: Playing words with friends with you.<br /> Me: Yeah but loving each other is the most important thing.<br /> Him: No, I'm busy and want a measurable return on my investment.<br /> Me: But holding hands has a measurable return on investment for your heart. <br /> Him: ... I'm sure it does, Honey.http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/post/19721065527http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/post/19721065527Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:09:00 -0500Pillow talk<p>Let&#8217;s see how long I keep this up.</p>http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/post/19692288455http://sortofawkward.tumblr.com/post/19692288455Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:31:00 -0500